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powderedtoastman1989:

liftedandgiftedd:

if her legs aren’t shaking when you’re done then you’re not done

It’s a lifestyle

(via chrysadoresyou)

shikaamaru:

friend: hey are you a fan of Sailor Moo-

me: image

(via areyouokdannii)

amoying:

shall i compare thee to summers day

u make me very sweaty and uncomfortable

said me when have sex in an awkward position

(via suskay)

amoying:

shall i compare thee to summers day

u make me very sweaty and uncomfortable

(via suskay)

foxnewsofficial:

hey could you hold this for me a second *gives you my hand*

(via dammi-am0re)

refridgerator:

my netflix wasn’t working so i called the netflix dude and after he fixed it he said let’s try it out and see if it worked so we watched an hour long movie together and idk i think it was a date 

(via mag1que)

When Autocorrect changes a word you didn’t spell wrong…

brokenlimits:

image

(via areyouokdannii)

caraphatash:

In response to Nash Grier using “fag.”

(via supakawaiichan)

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